myragingmentalwars:

Restaurants

  • Leave decent tips. If your food was cold or your order was wrong, chances are either the server is new and was just hired or its not the server’s fault, its the cook’s fault. Go easy on the newbies, they are still learning. Servers dont deserve small tips or no tips for mistakes…

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komadras:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

i tried chiselling into stone, but i sometimes got cracks around the letters, so i began verbally passing down info in what is now a dead language

I tried verbally passing down info in what is now a dead language, but I developed a stutter, so now I do things in complicated grunts and hand gestures while smearing berry juice on my walls.

komadras:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

i tried chiselling into stone, but i sometimes got cracks around the letters, so i began verbally passing down info in what is now a dead language

I tried verbally passing down info in what is now a dead language, but I developed a stutter, so now I do things in complicated grunts and hand gestures while smearing berry juice on my walls.

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seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy)

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jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

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marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs)

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rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

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chilliheatwavedoritos:

I CCANT S TOP LAUGHING AT THIS P CITURE

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R EST IN FUCKING PIECES OSHAWOTT

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